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The ESPN Sounds...

"He Could Go All The Way!": Chris Berman, from ESPN SportsCenter
"With Authority!": Larry Biel, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Back, back, back, back, gone!": Chris Berman, from ESPN SportsCenter
"He put the biscuit in the basket": Keith Olbermann, from ESPN SportsCenter
"BOOYAH!": Stuart Scott, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Straight Butta": Stuart Scott, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Tastes Like Chicken": Kenny Mayne, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Into the clown's mouth": Kenny Mayne, from ESPN SportsCenter
"You can't stop Recchi, you can only hope to contain him": Dan Patrick, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Its deep, and I know its not playable": Keith Olbermann, from ESPN SportsCenter
"From Way Downtown, BANG!": Keith Olbermann, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Dare I say, enfuego": Dan Patrick, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Those who are late, do not get fruit cup!": Rich Eisen, from ESPN SportsCenter (Not Online, if anyone knows where to find this one, let me know)
"Its a fumble!": Chris Berman, from ESPN SportsCenter
The Baseball God on why no one likes the Dodgers: Peter Gammons, from ESPN SportsCenter
Gooh (or something close to it): Keith Olbermann, from ESPN SportsCenter
"He got it": Rich Eisen, from ESPN SportsCenter
"I am King of the Diamond...": Kenny Mayne, from ESPN SportsCenter
"He is MEAT at the plate!": Larry Biel (I think), from ESPN SportsCenter
"No Soup for You!": Rece Davis, from ESPN SportsCenter
"They are not gonna get him": Keith Olbermann, from ESPN SportsCenter
"As cool as the other side of the pillow": Stuart Scott, from ESPN SportsCenter
"And the Lord said, you gotta rise up!": Stuart Scott, from ESPN SportsCenter
"He is amused by the simplicity of this game": Kenny Mayne, from ESPN SportsCenter
"The Wiff": Dan Patrick, from ESPN SportsCenter
"Can I Get A Witness From The Congregation!": Stuart Scott, from ESPN SportsCenter

The David Letterman/Office Space Sounds...

"Complimentary beverage, help yourself": David Letterman, from The Late Show (mp3)
"You'll stay for the canned ham giveaway": David Letterman, from The Late Show (mp3)
"The is no off position on the genuis switch": David Letterman, from The Late Show
"Well hello girls": David Letterman, from The Late Show
"I like to think of myself as King of the Rappers": David Letterman, from The Late Show
The Old CBS Mailbag Intro, circa 1997: The CBS Orchestra, from The Late Show
"This is just an exhibition, not a competition, please no wagering": David Letterman, from The Late Show
The final entry into Dave's famous Oprah Log, circa 2002: David Letterman, from The Late Show (mp3)
"Has Dave heard from Oprah? No-prah!": David Letteman, from The Late Show
The final haunting, moody, moving love ballad, "It Ain't Oprah, Till Its Oprah": The CBS Orchestra, from The Late Show (mp3)
Paul's Jerry Lewis Impression: Paul Schaeffer, from The Late Show
"Where The Hell are The Singing Cats?": David Letterman, from The Late Show (mp3)
"Mom, can I help?": David Letterman, from The Late Show
Into to the Top Ten list: David Letterman, from The Late Show
"Wake The Kids, Phone The Neighbors": David Letterman, from The Late Show
The famous window-breaking soundeffect: From The Late Show
"Hey Peter, watch out for the cornhole": Diedrich Bader from Office Space
"Its not that I'm lazy, its just that I don't care": Ron Livingston from Office Space
"I'll set the building on fire": Stephen Root from Office Space
"We find its always better to fire people on a Friday": John C. McGinley and Paul Willson from Office Space
"I hate this job, I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!": Jennifer Aniston from Office Space
"Good luck with your layoffs, I hope your firings go really well": Ron Livingston from Office Space
"Did you see the memo about this": Gary Cole from Office Space
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob": John C. McGinley, Paul Willson, and Ron Livingston from Office Space
Discussion over flair at Chotchkie's: Jennifer Aniston and Mike Judge from Office Space
Milton trying to get paid: Stephen Root from Office Space
"We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison": David Herman from Office Space
"I believe you have my stapler": Stephen Root from Office Space
"Yeah...": Gary Cole from Office Space

Pulp Fiction Sounds...

"Did you just order a five dollar shake?": John Travolta and Uma Thurman, from Pulp Fiction
"Bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good": John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction
"Of course you are a character, doesn't mean you have character": Harvey Keitel and Julia Sweeney, from Pulp Fiction
"If I'm curt with you its become time is a factor": Harvey Keitel, from Pulp Fiction
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?": Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction
"Let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet": Harvey Keitel, from Pulp Fiction
"Nah, baby, you dig it the most!": John Travolta, from Pulp Fiction
"Warmer, warmer, disco": Uma Thurman, from Pulp Fiction
Jules' rendition of Ezekiel 25:17: Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction
"I'll shoot 'em on general principle": John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction
"Bring out the gimp": Peter Greene from Pulp Fiction
"Goddamn that's a pretty fucking good milkshake": John Travolta from Pulp Fiction
"Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off, and that's all your gonna do": John Travolta from Pulp Fiction
"I'm gonna get medieval on his ass": Ving Rhames from Pulp Fiction
Mia Wallace's "Fox Force Five" joke: Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction
"My name's Paul and this is between y'all": Paul Calderon from Pulp Fiction
"Well allow me to retort": Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction
"Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!": Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer, from Pulp Fiction
Vincent and Jules' discussion about European hamburgers: John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, from Pulp Fiction
"Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?": Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction
"Mmmhmmm, this is a tasty buger!": Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction
"Yeah, but you are aware there is an invention called television": Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction
"Zed's dead baby, and dead's dead": Bruce Willis and Maria de Medeiros, from Pulp Fiction

Other Sounds...

Orson Wells' devolution into vegetable pitchman: Orson Wells, from The Critic
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?": Lee Ermey, in Full Metal Jacket
"HOLY COW!": Legendary Cubs' broadcaster, Harry Carry
"Man, its just illegal!": Charlie Sheen, from Hot Shots
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti": Anthony Hopkins, from The Silence of The Lambs
"Yes, I'm the amazing awake lady, get me, I'm up!": Helen Hunt, from Mad About You
"There's my beautiful bride!" "Yeah, Bite Me": Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt, from Mad About You
"I'll kick your ass at Parcheesi": Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt, from Mad About You (mp3)
"Never marry anyone more neurotic than yourself": Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt, from Mad About You (mp3)
"Pay Attention To Me!": Helen Hunt, from Mad About You (mp3)
"What's wrong with peanut?" "Nothing, if you have a hat and a cane and live on the side of a jar": Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt, from Mad About You (mp3)
"There was that one sophomore I dismembered": Helen Hunt, from Mad About You
"Just a bit outside!": Bob Uecker, from Major League
"PLAYOFFS! DON'T TALK ABOUT...PLAYOFFS": Jim Mora, former Indianapolis Colts coach
"Its in my pocket, here": Fred Rogers, from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
"I met him when I was dead": Richard Moll and John Laroquette from Night Court
"If we can't laugh at the walking dead, who can we laugh at": John Laroquette, from Night Court
"No, I feel better 'cause I stole his watch": Harry Anderson and Markie Post, from Night Court
"Knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting!": Paul Rubens, from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"I know you are, but what am I": Paul Rubens, from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"That's my name, don't wear it out": Paul Rubens, from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer": Paul Rubens, from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
"I'm an excellent driver": Dustin Hoffman, in Rain Man
Johnny Bench's home run on Johnny Bench night: Joe Nuxhall on WLW radio
"And this one belongs to the Reds": Marty Brenneman's signature call for every Reds victory
Pete Rose's 4192nd hit: Marty Brenneman and Joe Nuxhall on WLW radio
"That's not a she, that's a loaf of bread": Filburt, from Rocko's Modern Life
"I am the cheese...!": Filburt, from Rocko's Modern Life
"I got them mean old sausage blues": Heffer, from Rocko's Modern Life
"How can everyone keep up with this!": Rocko, from Rocko's Modern Life
"Fuck me in the goat ass!": Adam Sandler, in Happy Gilmore
"Go to your home!": Adam Sandler, from Happy Gilmore
"Here's Johnny!": Jack Nicholson, from The Shining
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